• Sex Candy, Display Of 6

    Sex Candy – 6 Boxes Per Display. Candy printed hearts. Suggestive foreplay activities on each candy piece.

  • Shots Penis Neck Pillow Plushie Pink

    • Product weight: 10.58 oz
    • Phthalate free: Yes
    • Materials: 85% PP cotton+ 15% short plush
  • Pecker Ring Pop (12 Pcs Display)

    How Many Licks… To The Bottom Of The Stick? Hours of succulent fun!!! Great party favor!

  • Shots Lip Pillow Plushie Red 26 in. Medium

    • Product dimensions: 25.59″ x 10.63″
    • Product weight: 12.7 oz
    • Phthalate free: Yes
    • Materials: 85% PP cotton+ 15% short plush
  • Shots Short Penis Stuffy 11.80 in. Brown

    Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.

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  • Sexy Puzzle Easton

    Our sexy puzzle with keep you busy with hours of enjoyment. This puzzle is 20″x30″ when complete and will leave you satisfied. Stay in and spend some quality time alone or with friends

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    Our sexy puzzle with keep you busy with hours of enjoyment. This puzzle is 20″x30″ when complete and will leave you satisfied. Stay in and spend some quality time alone or with friends.

  • Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Multicolor

    Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.

    • Weight package: 0.04 oz
    • Product dimensions: 11.81″
    • Materials: Cotton polyester
  • Glitterati Party 6 oz. Penis Shaped Drinking Glass 4-Pack

    This set of 4 penis shaped glasses are perfect for bachelorette celebrations. Each glass measures 5.5 inches tall and holds 6oz. This is one of newest additions to the Glitterati line of party products. Complete the look with coordinating balloons candles and more!†

  • Eat A Jar Of Dicks 2 lbs.

    Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs. of delicious tart dick-shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit-flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands bosses coworkers family members and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car desk or purse! You never know when you will need it.

  • Colours Pride Edition Pleasure Plug Mini Rainbow

    Pride Edition Plugs – Rainbow Colours plugs made of satin smooth platinum silicone. Suction Base. In assorted sizes. Suitable with all lubricants. Show your colors and your pride. 
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    Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.

    • Weight package: 0.04 oz
    • Product dimensions: 11.81″
    • Materials: Cotton polyester
  • Shots Penis Stuffy 12 in. Black

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    • Weight package: 0.04 oz
    • Product dimensions: 11.81″
    • Materials: Cotton polyester
  • Eat Me Gummy Thong & Bra Strawberry

    Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!

    Features:

    • Edible / Wearable Thong & Bra
    • Strawberry Gummy
    • Great Taste
  • GS Pet Combo Leash/Collar (Medium)

    Now your pets can show their pride too! The width of the collar is 3/4″ and it fits a 12″ to 19″ neck. The leash is 72″ long and made of very sturdy material. Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers!

  • Shots S-Line Cuff Soap

    Youíre so dirty you should be handcuffed. Wash off all your sins with this handcuff-shaped piece of soap.

    • Dimensions package 2.36″ x 3.35″ x 5.12″
    • Weight package 9.49 oz
    • Product dimensions 3.15″ x 0.94″ x 3.54″
    • Ingredients Propylene Glycol Glycerin Sucrose Stearic Acid Lauric Acid Aqua Sodium Lauryl Sulfate Sodium Hydroxide Fragrance Tocopheryl Acetate
  • Peter Party Cake Pan Large (2)

    Peter Party Cake Pan Large (2)

    Take your party guests over the top with these hilarious penis shaped party cake pans. Bake two and stack them together with a creamy frosting center for a special double layered treat they’ll love to eat! Large is 14 inches long and come in a pack of 2.

  • Duck With A Dick

    Classic yellow bath-time duck with a hidden menace lurking below the water line.

  • Fan Hot Mess

    • 13″H x 24.5″L x 0.75″W (unfolded)
    • High-quality Satin
    • Glossy Bamboo Ribs

    Cool yourself in style with this “Hot Mess” large-sized folding hand fan. The realistic pizza design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

    Fan Hot Mess

    $19.99
  • Fan Bad Bitch

    • 13″H x 24.5″L x 0.75″W (unfolded)
    • High-quality Satin
    • Glossy Bamboo Ribs

    Cool yourself in style with this “Bad Bitch” large-sized folding hand fan. The Barbie-inspired design is colorful and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

  • Fan Fuck You You Fucking Fuck

    • 13″H x 24.5″L x 0.75″W (unfolded)
    • High-quality Satin
    • Glossy Bamboo Ribs

    Cool yourself in style with this “Fuck You You Fuckiní Fuck” large-sized folding hand fan. Simple and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.

  • Erotic Chocolate Body Paints White/Milk Chocolate&Strawberry (3 Pack)

    Dream up your most Erotic Tasty fantasies in Rich Delicious Chocolate with this tasty tantalizing array of Erotic Chocolate Body Spreads. Dip your tongue or Finger in and Spread these on your lovers favorite body parts and let the Erotic Licking & Sucking Begin! Sexy Edible Playtime never tasted so good!

    Features:

    • White Chocolate – Milk Chocolate – Strawberry Chocolate
    • Great Taste
    • Non Staining

    Package Dimensions: 8 x 4 x 4 (Inches)

  • Pipedream Boobie Cake Pan

    Ever wanted to lick frosting off a pair of breasts? Now’s your chance! Whip up some fun with this cake pan in the shape of a pair of breasts. Whether it’s a bachelor party or some other occasion that calls for naughty snacks your cake will be the one everyone wants to sink their teeth into!

    Material: Metal

  • Naughty Vibes 2 Tier Wooden Display

    12 NaughtyVibe Greeting Cards powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys
    4 Styles / 3 Each – 2 Greeting Cards Per Slot – 1 Extra Per Style Style for Back Stock
    Styles Included: NV-VIBETRIBE NV-THINKLESS NV-VIP NV-DICKDONT

    Description: Greeting Card (Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″) + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Special Instructions: Informational Instructions on Back Of Card

    Free Wooden Counter Display + Header Sign: This sturdy elegant birch plywood countertop display is perfectly sized for greeting cards. It has a fixed divider in the center of the two tiers that creates four slots 5-7/8″ wide and 1-3/4″ deep. The front lip is made of clear polished 1/4″ acrylic. The neutral wooden material makes an attractive counter top display for the NaughtyVibes Greeting Cards.

  • Naughty Vibes It’s Giving Witch Vibes Greeting Card

    NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!
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    Card Message: It’s Giving Witch Vibes (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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    NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys
    Card Message: A Vibrator for your Very Important Pussy (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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    Card Message: The Good Vibe Tribe (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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    NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys
    Card Message: Think Less Vibe More (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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    Card Message: Good Vibes Only (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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    Card Message: Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe (Blank inside)
    Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″

    Description: Greeting Card + Envelope + Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator and Vibrator Wipes. Plastic Resealable Packaging with Circle Branded sticker

    Patent Pending

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  • Shots Lip Pillow Plushie Red 21 in. Small

    • Product dimensions: 20.87″ x 7.87″
    • Product weight: 7.76 oz
    • Phthalate free: Yes
    • Materials: 85% PP cotton+ 15% short plush
  • Shots Short Penis Stuffy 7.88 in. Beige

    Looking at this cute and soft penis will put an instant smile on your face! This cock is there to make you laugh and keep you comfortable – with this plush penis you won’t feel alone any longer! Ideal gift for a bachelor party or just to be funny! The penis is made of very soft fabric making it very cuddly and perfect to bring to bed with you.

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  • Twisted Wares Have a Dope Day Bitch Bag

    B!tch please! Carry some sass wherever you go with our bitch bags that were made for those who carry too much stuff! The cheeky phrase was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes. Sometimes things get messy so this bag is fully lined with white vinyl!

    • Cotton Canvas with Vinyl Lining
    • 10.5″ x 7.5″ with a gusseted bottom
    • Gold Metal Zipper
    • Design reads: Have A Dope Day
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    • Cotton Canvas with Vinyl Lining
    • 10.5″ x 7.5″ with a gusseted bottom
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    • Weight package 0.04 oz
    • Product dimensions 11.81″
    • Materials Cotton polyester
  • Rainbow Pecker Party Candle

    There ain’t no party like a pecker party candle party! Measures 7 in. long. @sc-2019-7 @summer-2019-7

  • Helping Hands Bra

    Helping Hands Bra

    Now you can be the top draw and star attraction at any party bash with the helping hands party top! This fun bathing top is sure to have all eyes on you as you strut your stuff by wide eyed on lookers! See through adjustable straps for comfortable fit. It’s the party hit that shows off your tits! Show’em what your holdin’!

  • Twisted Wares Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Terry Towel

    Add a unique touch of personality in any home with a towel that won’t fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight TowelÆ has a pun-intended phrase and is great for bar bath & sport!

    • 100% Terry Cloth
    • 17″x 22″ when fully exposed
    • Hang Tight TowelÆ Technology
    • Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
    • Design reads: Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck
  • Golden F-U Finger Trophy

    Recognize the olympic level fucker in your home school office or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6 inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss Winner Participation Award #1 Fucker Best Ex Excellence and Big Deal or create your own. Never let another fucker in your life go unrecognized!

  • Ski Shot 4-Piece Shot Glass Set

    Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots off of skis is a ski lodge tradition and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski fill them up with liquor liqueurs and mixers and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the ski above your mouth.

  • Are You Too High? A Practical Guide

    So you’ve ingested too much cannabis. Now what? This delightful guide may help you or your distressed friend stop freaking out.

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    Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Glow)

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    Get ready to turn heads with the Super Fun Gummy Bikini ñ the ultimate combination of fun and flavor! Youíll feel deliciously fabulous in this heart-shaped bikini with adjustable tie straps and it is a perfect fit for most sizes! Donít settle for ordinary swimwear or lingerie when you can have a mouthwatering treat that will tempt tease and satisfy ALL your cravings!

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  • Stress Willie

    Our research indicates that women develop an overwhelming sense of well-being and enjoy immediate stress relief from crushing and smashing our Stress Willie. 12 cm (4.72 in.) of instant karma.

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