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Better Finger Vibe
Better Finger Vibe
Unique and original Better Finger massager is a handy 5″ long hard plastic novelty slimline massager in a nifty case.
(Requires One AA Battery Not Included)
$16.00Better Finger Vibe
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Cactus Cup Metallic
Enjoy your tequila drinks mezcal or any other mixed drink you desire with this flashy and hip metallic green Electroplated Cactus Cup. Great for outdoor beach pool and theme parties. Includes a dark green crazy straw and holds 19 ounces.
$15.00Cactus Cup Metallic
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Glitterati Hor D’oeuvre’s Picks 6-Piece Set
Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold (2) rose gold and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Shots S-Line Lips Soap Rose Scented
Cover your skin in delicious-smelling kisses with this bright red lip-shaped soap. These yummy fragranced lips will add so much fun to your daily shower or bath routine!
- Dimensions package 2.36″ x 3.35″ x 5.12″
- Weight package 5.47 oz
- Product dimensions 3.82″ x 1.06″ x 2.36″
- Product weight 3.7 oz
- Specifications CAUTION! For external use only.
- Ingredients Propylene Glycol Glycerin Sucrose Stearic Acid Lauric Acid Aqua Sodium Lauryl Sulfate Sodium Hydroxide Fragrance Tocopheryl Acetate CI 17200.
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Pot Leaf Ashtray Pink
Hey bud! This colorful glass ashtray is stylish decorative and useful for when you are smoking alone or with your friends. It is easy to clean and five inches wide.
$15.00Pot Leaf Ashtray Pink
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Sexy Lips Ashtray
Hey Sexy! Show off your style with this vibrantly colored sexy red lip-shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you show off your sexiness while enjoying a smoke. Includes: a 5-inch-wide red porcelain lip-shaped ashtray.
$15.00Sexy Lips Ashtray
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Oil Slick Skull Cup
Get your sip on with Heads Are Going to Roll Skull Drinking Cup by Kheper Games. Designed to hold soft drinks cocktail and any beverage of choice Heads Are Going to Roll stylish novelty cup makes a great addition to jazz up your home bar. Perfect for get-togethers and great for costumes for Halloween and any themed party premium skull-shaped plastic party glass is a fun easy way to get into the mood. Celebrate in a fun friendly way with party accessories from Kheper Games! Heads Are Going to Roll skull party cup includes a matching straw to sip from and holds up to 22 ounces (650 mL) of your favorite drink. @npc2019_55
$15.00Oil Slick Skull Cup
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Black Matte Skull Cup
Get your sip on with Heads Are Going to Roll Skull Drinking Cup by Kheper Games. Designed to hold soft drinks cocktail and any beverage of choice Heads Are Going to Roll stylish novelty cup makes a great addition to jazz up your home bar. Perfect for get-togethers and great for costumes for Halloween and any themed party premium skull-shaped plastic party glass is a fun easy way to get into the mood. Celebrate in a fun friendly way with party accessories from Kheper Games! Heads Are Going to Roll skull party cup includes a matching straw to sip from and holds up to 22 ounces (650 mL) of your favorite drink. @npc2019_55 @sc-2019-16 @summer-2019-16
$15.00Black Matte Skull Cup
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Suck A Bag Of Dicks,100pc per Bag
Nothing better than a dick in the mouth! These bright and tasty penis candies are available in a convenient format for pinatas and other bachelorette party games. This bag says ìSuck a Bag of Dicks!î on it in big bold letters and contains 100+ individual penis with random colors of candies. No longer will your guests glare with unease and worry when unwrapped candies fall out of the smashed paper-mache dick. They will no longer need to wonder where their penises have been. Theyíve been inside a penis. But inside that penis theyíve been inside little bags.
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X-Rated Mints, Bag Of 25
Fresh breath before after or during sex! Some of the messages read ‘Wanna F*ck?’ ‘Jerk Me Off’ and ‘Eat Me!’. These delicious porno peppermints come in individual bags. Bag contains 25 fun-size packs. @vday2020-6
$15.00X-Rated Mints, Bag Of 25
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Pineapple Cup
Be the life of your next party or enjoy a tropical beverage at your next beach or pool outing with this stunning cup. Great for theme parties. Holds approximately 28 oz. Hand wash only. @sc-2019-16 @summer-2019-16
$15.00Pineapple Cup
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Towels With Attitude – Cum Rag
Cum Rag Towel
This functional and humorous towel gets right to the point. Machine washable and clearly marked it makes a practical gift for you or someone you love.
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Towels With Attitude – Cum Towel
Cum Towel
This functional and humorous towel gets right to the point. Machine washable and clearly marked it makes a practical gift for you or someone you love.
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Towels With Attitude – I Heart Pussy
I Heart Pussy Towel
Don’t you love a towel that gets straight to the point? Handy and machine washable this humorous towel makes a perfect gift for the cat lover in your life.
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Twisted Wares Middle Finger Oven Mitt
Get away from those plain oven mitts and outfit your kitchen with this far-from-ordinary design that really demands attention. Our Middle Finger Oven Mitt provides your hand protection whether you’re cooking grilling baking or just working with heat. Plus this mitt is screen-printed using non-toxic environmentally-friendly ink so itís safe for you and your family. Perfect for wedding presents housewarming gifts birthday gifts or as a Christmas stocking stuffer. If you’re looking for an oven mitt that works AND looks great we got you boo!
- 100% Cotton Canvas with 100% Polyester Filling
- 7.5″x 12″ approx.
- Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
- Handy loop for easy hanging
- Thick batting interior for heat resistance
- The front of the oven mitt features a hand flipping the bird!
- The back of the oven mitt looks like the back of the hand!
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Twisted Wares Fuck Stripe Oven Mitt
Cook your favorite meals in the kitchen with a little extra spice! Our fuck striped oven mitt features an all-cotton comfy natural-fitting shape. Inside they have extra-quilted insulation so hands stay cool when handling hot kitchen utensils or appliances. Screen-printed using eco-friendly inks these oven mitts bring classic typography and the irreverent sentiment “fuck” to the cooking space.
- 100% Cotton Canvas with 100% Polyester Filling
- 7.5″x 12″ approx.
- Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
- Handy loop for easy hanging
- Thick batting interior for heat resistance
- Design reads: Fuck
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Twisted Wares You’re a Doll Oven Mitt
Looking for a fun and unique way to protect your hands from oven heat and make your friends and family laugh? Then you’re going to love our “You’re A Doll” Oven Mitt! Made of 100% cotton canvas this fun and festive oven mitt features a blowup doll-inspired design with thick batting interior for heat resistance. The handy loop makes it easy to hang and it’s generously sized at 7.5″ x 12″. So whether you’re looking for a great gift idea or simply want to add some personality to your own kitchen the “You’re A Doll” Oven Mitt is the perfect choice.
- 100% Cotton Canvas with 100% Polyester Filling
- 7.5″x 12″ approx.
- Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes
- Handy loop for easy hanging
- Thick batting interior for heat resistance
- Design reads: You’re A Doll
- Blowup Doll-inspired design
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Freeze Dried Rainbow Pecker Candies
Freeze dried candy is a new trend that turns several types of candies into larger treats. This pack has all the same flavors as your regular Rainbow Pecker Candies (NV.058): strawberry orange lemon apple blue raspberry and grape. And just like in real life not all are going to be the same size.
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Kama Sutra Activity Book
Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! Itís great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color crossword puzzles word seeks connect the dots and more! Itís filthy! Itís sexy! Itís entertaining!
$14.99Kama Sutra Activity Book
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Shots S-Line Dick-Shaped Sexy Stress Ball
Having a hard day? Has someone been a total dick to you? This stress ball shaped like a hard dick will help you release some of that everyday tension!
- Weight package 7.02 oz
- Product dimensions 5.12″ x 2.36″
- Product weight 6 oz
- Materials Soft plastic Gel
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Shots S-Line Ballsack-Shaped Sexy Stress Ball
Nothing says stress ball like an actual pair of balls! Soft and squishy these balls love to get tightly squeezed allowing you to release a bit of that daily tension.
- Weight package 6.07 oz
- Product dimensions 3.46″ x 1.89″
- Product weight 5.04 oz
- Materials Soft plastic Gel
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Shots S-Line Boob-Shaped Sexy Stress Ball
Stress ball? Try a stress boob! Massage all your stress away with the soft touch of this boob and see your frown turn upside down in minutes!
- Weight package 8.32 oz
- Product weight 6.95 oz
- Product diameter 2.87″
- Materials Soft plastic Gel
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Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Black)
Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Black)
Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. 20 big ounces to suck on!!!
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Eat Me Jumbo Gummy Pecker Pop Strawberry
Open up and lick and suck with the JUMBO Strawberry Pecker Edible Gummy Cock Pop! Succulent Super sweet strawberry taste will have your lips puckered up and ready to suck! …and will drive anybody within Eye Shot wild with erotic excitement!
Features:
- Jumbo Gummy
- Strawberry Flavor
- Great Taste
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Sweet & Sour Jumbo Rainbow Gummy Cock Pop
Pucker up and lick and suck with the JUMBO “Sweet and Sour” Pecker Power Edible Gummy Cock Pop! Succulent Super sweet and sour taste will have your lips puckered up and ready to suck! …and will drive anybody within Eye Shot wild with erotic excitement!
Features:
- Jumbo Gummy
- Rainbow Sweet and Sour Flavors
- Great Taste
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Candy Posing Pouch
Candy Posing Pouch
Cute accessory that tastes great! This sweet and sexy Posing Pouch will fit most sizes and please everyone.
$14.49Candy Posing Pouch
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Bodylicious Edible Body Pens 4pk Assorted Flavors
Four assorted crayon-shaped body pens: Strawberry Shortcake Red Blueberry Blast Blue Banana Split Yellow and Cotton Candy Pink.
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Twisted Wares Sweary Pattern Towel
We all know how frustrating it can be when we can’t find the perfect towel to match our mood. Well search no more! The Sweary Words patterned kitchen towel is perfect for those days when you need to let your towel do the talking.
Made of 100% high-quality cotton this 26″ square towel is hemmed on all four sides and comes with a Hang Tight TowelÆ loop for easy hanging. It’s also pre-washed to lock in those vibrant colors and screen-printed with AZO-free ink for safety. Plus the all-over cuss words pattern will definitely make a statement in your kitchen.
- 100% Flour Sack Cotton
- 26″x 26″ when fully exposed
- Hang Tight TowelÆ Technology
- All towels are pre-washed and lint free!
- Design reads: Fucker Dick Shit Bitch MOFO and other various swear words
- All-Over Cuss Words Pattern
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Twisted Wares Fuck Dish Shit Flour Towel
Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won’t fall! This (patented) Hang Tight TowelÆ features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes baking bread or snapping butts!
- 100% Flour Sack Cotton
- 26″x 26″ when fully exposed
- Hang Tight TowelÆ Technology
- All towels are pre-washed and lint free!
- Design reads: Fuck Dish Shit
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Peter Party Cake Pan Medium (2)
Peter Party Cake Pan Medium (2)
Take your party guests over the top with these hilarious penis shaped party cake pans. Bake two and stack them together with a creamy frosting center for a special double layered treat they’ll love to eat! Medium is 10 inches long and come in a pack of 2.
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Neon Body Paints 3pk Card
Paint each other with three neon colors that show up super bright with the included ultraviolet penlight.
$13.89Neon Body Paints 3pk Card
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Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle
Sometimes the best parties take you places! Whether you’re traveling to the next fun-time destination or sticking to just one you’ll need refreshment close at hand. The hilarious Rainbow Dicky Chug Bottle is not only ridiculously bright meaning you’ll never lose sight of it it’s also shaped into a big ‘ol dick! Complete with a removable straw and easy to fill it might just be the perfect party accessory. Rainbow colored. Plastic sports bottle holds 16 fluid ounces.
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Cum Shots – Liquid-Filled Gummy – Boobie
BOOBIE Liquid “milk” filled gummy candy!
Package Dimensions: 5″ x 4″
INGREDIENTS: Dextrose Sugar Glucose Syrup Maltodextrin Magnesium Stearate Citric Acid Flavoring Carnauba Wax Color(FD&C Red 3 FD&C Blue 1 FD&C Yellow 5 FD&C Yellow 6)
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Shots S-Line Love Soap ‘Wash Me’
Rub yourself into a sublime lather with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n’ wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
- Dimensions package 4.33″ x 1.3″ x 5.35″
- Weight package 4.3 oz
- Product dimensions 2.76″ x 1.02″ x 2.56″
- Product weight 3.25 oz
- Specifications Keep products out of your eyes. If irritation occurs discontinue use do not eat
- Ingredients Sodium Palmate Sodium Palm Kernelate Aqua Glycerin Parfum Sodium Chloride Phenoxyethanol Panthenol Disodium EDTA
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Shots S-Line Love Soap ‘Dirty Love’ Lavender Scented
Rub yourself into a sublime lather with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n’ wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!
- Dimensions package 4.33″ x 1.3″ x 5.35″
- Weight package 4.3 oz
- Product dimensions 2.76″ x 1.02″ x 2.56″
- Product weight 3.25 oz
- Specifications Keep products out of your eyes. If irritation occurs discontinue use do not eat
- Ingredients Sodium Palmate Sodium Palm Kernelate Aqua Glycerin Parfum Sodium Chloride Phenoxyethanol Panthenol Disodium EDTA
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Cocktail Cock Suckers
Suck down your favorite drinks with these fun cocktail-flavored cock suckers. Each sucker is a different flavor including: PiÒa Colada Moscow Mule Cosmopolitan Mimosa Blue Hawaiian and Mojito.
Includes: 6 suckers each one is .71 oz (20 g) and only 30 calories.
$13.00Cocktail Cock Suckers
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Dollar Sign Cup
Put your money where your mouth is while you bring your BLING to the party. This brilliant shiny gold dollar sign-shaped cup will make you the life of any type of party you go to. Fun and flashy and a great accessory for a night out on the town. Holds 24 ounces. Hand wash only.
$13.00Dollar Sign Cup
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Glitterati Penis Party Cupcake Set
Designed for the bride with impeccable taste style and class our Glitterati Penis Cupcake set will elevate your next bachelorette or anniversary party to VIP status. Each cupcake set comes with 24 cupcake wrappers and 24 decorative toppers. On-trend for this wedding season our Glitterati line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Make sure you complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons plates napkins and more!
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G.I.T.D. Potleaf Cup
Celebrate mainstream marijuana culture by totting around this Pot Leaf party sipper. Bring it to your next music festival or 420 party. The cup glows in the dark and makes the party so grab a few along with some good friends and let the celebration come naturally. Holds 24 oz.
$13.00G.I.T.D. Potleaf Cup
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Love Your Pussy Candy Dish
Love your pussy with this whimsical candy dish. It’s perfect for pink ribbon events pride parties bachelor/bachelorette parties and all other adult events. Want a fun party pairing? Put your penis candy in your pussy candy dish! The dish holds 34 ounces (96.4 grams) of candy which equals two packs of our All Dicks Penis Candies.
$12.99Love Your Pussy Candy Dish
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The World Famous Gigglestick Activity Book
The World Famous Gigglestick Activity Book is an adult coloring book. Itís great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color crossword puzzles word seeks connect the dots and more! Itís filthy! Itís sexy! Itís entertaining! Itís by Richard Dickens.
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The Porn Coloring Book: Classic XXX Edition
The Porn Coloring Book: XXX Classics Edition is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the most popular movie posters in Adult cinema history! From Debbie Does Dallas to The Long Ranger to The Devil in Miss Jones. The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. The Porn Coloring Book: XXX Classics is a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of classic Adult cinema will dig it!
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It’s 4:20, Time To Color Coloring Book
What time is it? Itís 4:20 Time To Color! It’s our smokiest and funniest coloring book ever from the artist behind our bestselling High AF series. Itís highly fun! Itís got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed.
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Friends With Benefits Porn Parody Coloring Book
The Friends With Benefits Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations parodying everyone’s favorite 90’s sitcom doing the things they couldn’t show on TV! Relive some the most beloved “Friends” moments with an R-Rated twist that YOU get to color! The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever
The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever is the newest entry in our Dirtiest Coloring Book series our bestselling Adult Coloring Books. And itís even dirtier! And Christmas-ier! Featuring 24 pages of naughty holiday cheer Itís hilarious sexy and definitely for Adults only. It’s a perfect Christmas gift for friends!
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Killer Buds Coloring Book
Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing Freddy Jason Halloween Alien Texas Chainsaw and more! Itís highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
$12.99Killer Buds Coloring Book
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That’s Trippy Coloring Book
That’s Trippy Coloring Book is an amazingly funny and enjoyable Adult Coloring Book that makes a great gift or entertaining activity for anyone who partokes in smoking weed. Itís highly fun! It’s got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations of the most trippy visuals you might experience while getting super blazed.. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
$12.99That’s Trippy Coloring Book
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Bachelorette Party Coloring Book
The Bachelorette Party Adult Coloring Book has 24 pages featuring original illustrations of women enjoying the ultimate girls’ night out extravaganza: champagne limos male strippers and of course hamburgers! Itís a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends!
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Porn Parody Coloring Book
The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the Woodrocketís most popular porn parodies including Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles Bobís Boners SpongeKnob SquareNuts Hamilton Dragon Boob Z and more! The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
$12.99Porn Parody Coloring Book
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The Pubic Hair Coloring Book
The Pubic Hair Coloring Book is one of the funniest and hairiest Adult Coloring Books you will ever color! It has got 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of some of the most popular pubic hairstyles like the Landing Strip and the Postage Stamp and even the Brazilian. The illustrations contain nudity. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. The Pubic Hair Coloring Book is a perfect gift for friends! It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Or even use it as a reference next time you go to your pubic hairstylist!
$12.99The Pubic Hair Coloring Book
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