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Pastease Glitter Fuck You Middle Finger Pasties
Middle Finger Pasties: Glittering F*ck You Lady Hands Nipple Covers by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free medical-grade waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit daring bikini sheer top revealing dress Hefty bag body lotion crazy costume party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 X 4.7 inches
Coverage Diameter: 2 inchesPastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
All Pastease® products are hand-made so the finished product you receive may vary slightly from the posted image. Go get your Sexy Fun Freedom On! X♥X♥ Pastease®!
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I Smoked Today Sticker 3-Pack
Water Bottle Laptop or Phone Case Stickers!
3″ x 3″$9.00 -
That Dick Was Dope Sticker 3-Pack
Water Bottle Laptop or Phone Case Stickers!
3″ x 3″$9.00 -
Your Clit is Lit Sticker 3-Pack
Water Bottle Laptop or Phone Case Stickers!
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Trippin Over U One Hitter Kard
A card for when it’s time to take a trip. Shop this Trippin Over You Cannabis Greeting Card for the ones you love very mush! This KushKard comes with the matching one hitter and comes blank on the inside so you can customize the occasion. Add your own ~psychedelics~ to take a trip with your loved one.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Let the Good Times Roll One Hitter Kard
A card for rollin’ in the good times. There are so many ways to roll and here is the perfect card to do just so! This brand-new retro cannabis greeting card can be used for any occasion so pick it up and write a message on the inside and give this card just because! Get this KushKard with the matching one hitter and add your own flowers. However you roll I hope it’s good.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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I Think You’re Dope Birthday One Hitter Kard
You are DOPE and for the record here is something to show it! Shop our brand new For the Record Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards a gift with a lift!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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High Vibes Only Naughty Kard
A NaughtyKard to send high vibes. Pair our High Vibes Only Greeting card with your favorite sex toy and gift this for a special occasion. Perfect for an anniversary her birthday a bachelorette party or a divorce party! We gave you the space inside to write your own message depending on whatever occasion it is!
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Vibrators Naughty Kard
Sending the highest of vibes with this print.
Grab this card to gift with that new toy you’re going to use later and write a sweet (or dirty) message on the inside to prep for the night. This can be used for a Bachelorette Gift thanking all you “vibey” bridesmaids or given to the bride with a special gift the couple can use. Everyday Cards Just for the Vibes
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$5.00Vibrators Naughty Kard
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Ho Ho High One Hitter Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
$10.00Ho Ho High One Hitter Kard
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Let’s Get High Under the Mistle One Hitter Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Light Up the Holidays One Hitter Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Deck the Halls with These Balls Naughty Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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I’m So Good Santa Came… Twice Naughty Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Cum Light This Tree Naughty Kard
Send some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Weed Is My Love Language†One Hitter Kard
There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes and writing words of affirmations inside of this card. Includes Pink Metal One-Hitter Pipe.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Stoner Prescription One Hitter Kard
The only prescription you actually look forward to refilling! The Stoner Prescription Card is here to make the night right! Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: I’m Addicted
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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High Love You One Hitter Kard
The High Love You card expresses those three little words in the best way. Includes Pink Metal One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: Because…
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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The Flowers I Knew You Wanted One Hitter Kard
The kind of card for those who love to smoke the rainbow and celebrate their pride LOUD and PROUD. Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Smoke Loud and Proud One Hitter Kard
The kind of card for those who love to smoke the rainbow and celebrate their pride LOUD and PROUD. Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Let’s Burn†One Hitter Kard
The creation of the classic Let’s Burn Cannabis Greeting Card has a mix of warm tones and a campfire to make sure to always get lit! Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: And Get Lit
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
$10.00Let’s Burn†One Hitter Kard
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Congrats†Champagne One Hitter Kard
The kind of card for those who love both kinds of getting “”toasted””. Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Lighting More Than Candles†Birthday One Hitter Kard
Because what stoner isn’t lighting more than just candles? The Lighting More Than Candles Cannabis Greeting Card is for those ready to get lit. This one of a kind stoner birthday card is top quality with a shine of glitter in the flames. Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: Let’s Get Turnt
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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420 Speed Limit Birthday One Hitter Kard
The kind of card for those who revolved around the sun and love getting baked. Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: HIGHER THAN THE LIMIT
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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High Wishes Birthday†One Hitter Kard
This High Wishes Birthday Card was the first ever KushKard! It has wished thousands of people a higher birthday and is ideal for any stoner getting another year higher! Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.
Inside: It’s a Bud Birthday
The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful clever fun and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Boobies & Doobies Naughty Kard
The perfect pairing!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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I’m Not Sick of Your Dick Naughty Kard
This NaughtyKard is the pure definition of someone who is a keeper!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Love Cums in Many Colors Naughty Kard
So many colors to only cum in one <3
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Have a Gay Day Naughty Kard
It is always a good day to have a Gay Day!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Eat My Box†Naughty Kard
Eat my box and handle it with care
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
$5.00Eat My Box†Naughty Kard
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Scissor Me Naughty Kard
For those who love to scissor
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
$5.00Scissor Me Naughty Kard
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Secured the Rock and the Cock Naughty Kard
Best of both worlds and the perfect bachelorette card!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Big Dick Energy Naughty Kard
For that person who always rocks the Big DICK Energy!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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You Make Me Cream Naughty Kard
The cream that is better than ice cream!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Tits Your Day Naughty Kard
Not It’s but more like TITS!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Blow Me Candle Naughty Kard
Blow Me – It’s my Birthday – Eat the cake after!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Your Clit is Lit Naughty Kard
A fun way to say you are the shit!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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That Dick Was Dope Naughty Kard
This NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for the dope dick to a love themed card to you name it!
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The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards’ NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
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Rainbow Potleaf Gift Bag
Polka Pot Rainbow gift bag with white ribbon handles and gold grommets.
$8.00Rainbow Potleaf Gift Bag
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Strip Bedroom Blocks
How will your sex life stack up?
OBJECT OF THE GAME: The initial object of Bedroom Blocks is to get you and your lover stripped naked. Once in the buff you can then take part in the many teasing foreplay activities. Anticipation increases with each touch of a block. Unlimited Game Possibilities!
CONTENTS: 24 wooden blocks 48 different activities printed on the blocks. Each block is also numbered from 1 thru 24 for alternate game play options.
(For 2 or more players.)
HOW TO PLAY: Create your tower by placing the blocks on a flat sturdy surface 3 blocks per layer text side down and alternating directions by layer. Using only one hand at a time lovers take turns carefully removing a loose block from anywhere below the top level and acting out the activity printed on the block. (Prior to game play choose one of the 4 game play options or create your own.) Once complete stack the block back on the top level and the next player takes a turn and so on. Keep removing and stacking blocks until someone knocks the tower over. There are no losers in this game!$11.70Strip Bedroom Blocks
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Bride to Be Party Blocks
Make the most out of a Girls Night Bachelorette Party or Hen Night! An exciting twist on an old favorite Bride-to-Be Party Blocks game is guaranteed to provide countless hours of entertainment. Act out amusing dares tell naughty truths and knockback favorite drinks as partygoers challenge each other to participate in outrageously entertaining antics.
$10.36Bride to Be Party Blocks
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China Super Stud Delay Spray 0.43 oz.
Just a spray or two on the head for lasting hardness.
$15.40 -
Personal Fav Whet Plant-Based Sex Serum Pillows 50-Count 2 ml
Silken. Luxurious. Never sticky. Arouse your senses with natural essences and aphrodisiacs made with one thing in mind: getting off.
Wherever you are on the pleasure spectrum use liberally as desired. Simply pump a small amount onto fingers or use with toys and explore your sexual depths.
Formulated With
- Aloe Vera: Soothing healing and has just the right slip for your pleasure journey.
- Chamomile: Calms sensitive skin provides soothing antioxidant protection and inhibits bacterial growth.
- Horny Goat Weed: May help to ease erectile dysfunction (ED) and intensify sexual desire.
- Ginseng: A natural aphrodisiac used to enhance sexual arousal and awaken senses.
- Hemp: Heightens sensation and diminishes discomfort without any psychoactive effects.
Free from glycerine parabens and petrochemicals. Safe to use with latex condoms.
Ingredients: Water (Aqua) Potassium Sorbate Sodium Benzoate Tamarindus Indica Seed Polysaccharide Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil Epimedium Grandiflorum Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract Panax Ginseng Root Extract Cannabis Sativa Seed Extract Linum Usitatissimum (Linseed) Seed Extract Stevia Rebaudiana Extract and Citric Acid$2.50 -
Personal Fav Whet Plant-Based Sex Serum 1 oz.
Silken. Luxurious. Never sticky. Arouse your senses with natural essences and aphrodisiacs made with one thing in mind: getting off.
Wherever you are on the pleasure spectrum use liberally as desired. Simply pump a small amount onto fingers or use with toys and explore your sexual depths.
Formulated With
- Aloe Vera: Soothing healing and has just the right slip for your pleasure journey.
- Chamomile: Calms sensitive skin provides soothing antioxidant protection and inhibits bacterial growth.
- Horny Goat Weed: May help to ease erectile dysfunction (ED) and intensify sexual desire.
- Ginseng: A natural aphrodisiac used to enhance sexual arousal and awaken senses.
- Hemp: Heightens sensation and diminishes discomfort without any psychoactive effects.
Free from glycerine parabens and petrochemicals. Safe to use with latex condoms.
Ingredients: Water (Aqua) Potassium Sorbate Sodium Benzoate Tamarindus Indica Seed Polysaccharide Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil Epimedium Grandiflorum Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract Panax Ginseng Root Extract Cannabis Sativa Seed Extract Linum Usitatissimum (Linseed) Seed Extract Stevia Rebaudiana Extract and Citric Acid$24.00 -
China Shrink Cream 0.5 oz.
China Shrink Cream is a vaginal tightening cream that will revitalize your intimate experiences. The Cream offers a unique formula that tightens the vaginal area helping you to discover heightened sensations during intimate encounters. Using the cream is simple and straightforward. Just apply a small amount of the cream to the vaginal area and allow a brief moment for the tightening effects to take hold. Empower yourself to embrace every intimate moment with confidence and satisfaction knowing that China Shrink Cream is here to support
- Glycerin based natural tightening agent for an extra gripping experience
- Can be used by men or women
$14.50China Shrink Cream 0.5 oz.
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China Nympho .5oz. Clit Stimulating Cream
China Nympho Cream
Apply to clit prior to sexual activity for added sesativity and drive!
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China Brush Spray Climax Delay .5oz.
China Brush Spray
Help prevent premature endings with China Brush Spray. Original formula now in a spray.
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Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness
You said corset and we said yes! Corset feeling in this bondage-inspired harness. The perfect match for your outfits or lingerie sets plus it adds intensity to your bedroom games over your bare skin.
PETA approved vegan
Measurements:
Neck size: Min: 31cm (12.20 in) ñ Max: 41cm (16.14in)
Band size: Min: 60cm (23.63 in) – Max: 80cm (31.5 in)
2 additional extenders: 2 x 20cm (7.87 in)Content: H Harness. By Bijoux Indiscrets.
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Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Wide Cuffs
The wide handcuffs have a secret double use. Join the bracelets together with the chain and turn them into the perfect handcuffs for your soft bondage games.
PETA approved vegan
Measurements: 75.6 inches maximum (192cm) 60.2 inches minimum (153cm).
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Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Hand Bracelet Harness
If the eyes are the mirror of the soul our hands are the mirror of our personality! Put one finger in the strap and adjust the other end around your wrist and voil· this hand harness is ideal for adding a bold touch to your outfits and highlights your fabulous manicure.
PETA approved vegan
Measurements: wrist Min 16cm (6.3 in) – Max 20cm (7.87 in)
Content: Hand harness. By Bijoux Indiscrets.
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Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Multi-Way Body Harness
Basics never go out of fashion! Add a ‘high voltage’ touch to your casual look with this multi-way harness. Goes perfectly with any casual outfit little black dress or directly on bare skin.
PETA approved veganMeasurements:
Neck: Min: 23cm (905 in) – Max: 44cm (1732 in)
Waist: Min: 130cm (6218 in) – Max: 151cm (5944 in)
2 additional extenders: 2 x 20cm (787 in)Content: Multi-way body harness. By Bijoux Indiscrets.
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Bijoux Indiscrets Clitherapy Better Than Your Ex Finger Vibrator
Since your ex could never find your clit and you might not be able to rely on your next date either…Go hands on! This vibrating finger bullet is perfect for precise clitoral stimulation and better than a finger. Place it on your chosen finger to show your clit a good time. The bullet’s angle and position will allow you to make all those masterful movements that take you to climax: zig-zags up and down round and round etc. Slide the ring onto your finger and press the button on the base to turn it on. Press the same button again to change the vibration intensity. When you’re done hold it down for a few seconds to turn it off.
- 10 different vibration settings.
- Medical-grade silicone.
- Flexible ring adapts to your finger.
- Includes three LR44 batteries.
Content: external clitoral vibrator. By Bijoux Indiscrets.
$16.95
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